Omnium Gatherum would like to offer the following work for award consideration::
Bonsai Babies by Mary Turzillo
In Bonsai Babies:
• a man screws his wife after she has turned into a carnivorous dinosaur.
• a knight becomes a dragon's sex slave.
• the bandit-queen Phoolan Devi is reincarnated in a vindaloo.
• a child prodigy is trapped in the Mandelbrot set.
• a woman spurned after a mastectomy is revenged by a ghost with an electric drill.
• a baseball-playing squid two-times his human girlfriend.
• a women bioengineered to be a regenerating crudité board enjoys the kielbassa of a man bioengineered to be an antipasto.